The Girls Meet Once a Month

Music: Cueball
By Daniel Rowe
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The girls meet once a month
(Shall we call their meetings "monthlies"?)
To dis/cuss guys and udder things.

Why girls only?
Because guys get too hard
To deal with
When girls are around.

Tonight's topic is Poe-etry.
(Don't get too scared!)
A raven lunar tic
(Let's call him the Louse of Brush Her)
Has gotten, like most guys, into my hair.
So I brush him off onto Anabel's knee.

To be Poe-etic, one should be a ghoul rather than a guy,
And have monthly meat things
For ghouls only.
So let the Poe-etry be gin!

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