The Girls Meet Once a Month

Music: Cueball
By Daniel Rowe

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The girls meet once a month (Shall we call their meetings "monthlies"?) To dis/cuss guys and udder things. Why girls only? Because guys get too hard To deal with When girls are around. Tonight's topic is Poe-etry. (Don't get too scared!) A raven lunar tic (Let's call him the Louse of Brush Her) Has gotten, like most guys, into my hair. So I brush him off onto Anabel's knee. To be Poe-etic, one should be a ghoul rather than a guy, And have monthly meat things For ghouls only. So let the Poe-etry be gin!