A Turbonut Is Not a Nut

Music: Mikrokosmos No. 113, Bulgarian Rhythm By Bela Bartok.  Performed by Jorge Franganillo.

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A turbonut is not a nut: In fact, it is quite sane. And though it's smart, it doesn't smart While others might cause pain. It has some meat inside its shell, Though hardly meet to meet; And while most nuts are oval shaped, Its feet are quite a feat. It likes to think, from time to time, It's Chairman of the Bored; So mouse or board, it hops on board A site it can afford. Well, now I've bored you with the puns That turbonuts enjoy; I've done my due--that's all I'll do-- To buoy up girl or boy.