Lest There Be Lingering
Doubt, Let Me Assure You
Lest there be lingering doubt, let me
I don't believe the half of what I say.
The point, after
all, is winning, so I tell you
What you want to hear from me
Oh, yes, I have a point of view, and visions
To push for once
in office, if and when.
But if I lose, then all my vain
And dreams will go the way of mice and men.
So I promise
this and promise that
I'll spend and cut your taxes and the
And pay for it by cutting just the fat.
You'll have your cake
and eat it, too, I'll bet.
And yet and yet and yet and yet and yet
This is how the world is, isn't