THE THERAPIST'S TALE
A MODERN ADAPTATION OF THE FRIAR'S TALE FROM CHAUCER'S CANTERBURY TALES
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THE THERAPIST'S PROLOGUE
All through this tale the therapist
"But one cannot forget the commonweal,
Even as one cultivates the self
And finds luxuriant richness in the gulf
Between what is and should be. But now the greed
Of certain parasites exceeds the need,
Entrepreneurs who roam the globe to find
The cheapest labor, they do not care what kind --
Slave or free, child or adult --"
"Enough," said the bartender. "Let's not revolt
Against the rules here! Tales! We want but tales!
And not some petty payback swathed in veils!"
"Don't worry," said the entrepreneur. "I can
Play tit for tat as well as any man.
My turn is coming, in which the therapist
Will have, for once, good reason to be pissed!"
"Believe me, I'm not worried," the therapist said.
"But all of you, please, let me go ahead."
"Tell on!" the bartender said. "I'll not intrude.
But make the tale rewarding, not just rude."
"That I'll do," the therapist said, and told
The tale that now before you shall unfold.
THE THERAPIST'S TALE
There once was a successful
"They work 12 hours seven days a week,"
The fiend said, " -- just the workers that you seek.
We meet our quota at the quoted price,
And yet each garment is inspected twice,
And any faults are traced back to the source,
Whom we fire on the spot, of course.
"We pay them just enough so they can live
To work the next day. Anything more would give
Our competitors the advantage. You would go
Immediately to them -- this we know.
And yet, of course, we cannot pay them less,
Or they wouldn't have the strength to stitch a dress.
And so the market sets the rate of pay
At what it takes to live another day."
"How much would a hundred dozen cost?"
The entrepreneur asked. "Well, at the most ..."
The guide then gave a number so much less
Than he expected or could possibly guess
That he could scarce contain his ecstasy
At what he thought his annual net might be.
Soon the millions would be rolling in,
While all the while the workers would thank him,
Grateful for providing them with work
When otherwise they'd starve. No guilt ought lurk
Within his heart, thought the entrepreneur,
Who was quite thrilled with this stop on his tour.
"Come to the next circle down below.
The returns get even better as we go,"
The fiend said. "These are prisoners of the state
Who get paid nothing." They then passed through a gate
In a fence with watchtowers all around,
Manned by guards, their guns trained on the ground,
And into a low-slung building filled with men
Pulling bolts of cloth through presses. When
Each press pressed down, steam hissed out. The heat
Was almost unbearable. Each new-pressed sheet
Burned the hand, yet the workers held it steady
As it rolled towards the cutting machine, now ready
For blades that reached across the narrow table,
Ripping right near hands just barely able
To avoid them as they held the hot cloth taut.
The entrepreneur said, "Perhaps the workers ought
To stay a little further from the blades."
The fiend laughed. "What's the difference? They're not paid,
They're prisoners. One dies, we get another.
They're dead men anyway -- why should we bother?
If not enough die here, we execute more.
We sell their organs, need to stock the store."
And then he told the entrepreneur how much
Each bolt would cost, a figure that was such
A bargain he was delighted, and soon forgot
To think about the prison laborers' lot.
And anyway, who knew what crimes they had
Committed? They were surely very bad,
Villains all, who clearly deserved their fate.
Besides, why should the citizens of the state
Pay to subsidize such evil men?
It was right to make them work, and then
To save lives with their organs! The entrepreneur
Felt positively righteous. But on with the tour!
The way lay downward towards a factory
In which only children toiled. "As you see,"
The fiend said, "We need small fingers and sharp eyes
To make these rugs, so many thousand ties
Per inch, a child can make but one, and then
Her eyesight's ruined." "What happens to them when
They can no longer work?" the entrepreneur
Asked. "We sell them to a brothel," the tour
Guide answered, laughing. "The children do not need
Their eyes for that! And get a good price, indeed --
More than we paid their parents, that's for sure,
Who sold them for a pittance, they were so poor.
"The best are trained for the highest quality,
Two years to make one rug. Can you see
How beautiful they are?" He took one out,
A small one, and he turned it all about,
Showing the entrepreneur how colors changed,
So close the work, so perfectly arranged.
"Such hand-made rugs are worth a great, great deal,
But we can let you have them for a steal
Since they are made by child slaves. Don't think
That that's so bad. Here there's food and drink,
While at home there's nothing but disease.
Most would die even earlier. So ease
Your conscience with the thought that, slave or free,
Most of us must live in poverty.
These children have helped their families to survive,
And if they're forced to work, well, they're alive.
In the meantime you and I can make out well.
Are you ready for the final circle of Hell?"
The entrepreneur nodded, and off they went,
Down, down a twisting, steep, and dark descent
To a river engulfed in sulfurous flames
That leaped from the boiling liquid. Men in chains
Labored on the other side, all sweaty
From the heat, naked, burned, and bloody,
Whipped by demons as they pulled huge boulders
Up steep hills, or carried them on their shoulders.
"What profit could I get from these poor souls?"
The entrepreneur asked. "What production goals
Are met by what they do? And who are they,
Who labor in so purposeless a way?"
"They are the damned!" the fiend replied. "And you
Will profit nothing from the things they do,
But now will join them for eternity!"
"What?" cried the entrepreneur. "Help! Help! Why me?"
The fiend then laughed, snapped his fingers, and
The scene just disappeared, as he had planned.
"This was a hologram," the fiend explained,
"To show you how the world was. We were chained
To a morality that censured greed,
The engine that supplies our every need,
And brings us wealth and plenty. Never fear,
There's neither Hell nor Heaven waiting here,
No afterlife to punish or reward,
No ideal to travel ever toward,
Nothing save our own good health and pleasure.
"So come! Let's join to maximize our treasure,
And do what for our own sakes will be best,
For here the only blessed must be self-blessed!"
So ends my tale -- I need not tell you more
About the fiend and his friend, the entrepreneur.
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