|A turbonut is not a nut:|
In fact, it is
And though it's smart, it doesn't smart
might cause pain.
It has some meat inside its shell,
hardly meet to meet;
And while most nuts are oval shaped,
are quite a feat.
It likes to think, from time to time,
Chairman of the Bored;
So mouse or board, it hops on board
A site it
Well, now I've bored you with the
That turbonuts enjoy;
I've done my due--that's all I'll
To buoy up girl or boy.